Hello, my name is Anthony (Anthony is my middle name) and I'm a loser. I'm also a liar, a cheater, a thief, a coward, a con man, a stalker, a weirdo, a criminal and though I've never killed, robbed, molested, or raped anyone, I've done some awful and evil things throughout my life. Things I could have easily been imprisoned for and prison I fear is someplace I'll soon be calling home. I should have taken to heart the wisdom imparted upon me by a famous philosopher who warned about the dangers of fear, greed, anger, and other such things. I believe he preached something along the lines of, "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" and "Once you head down the path of the dark side, forever will it guide your destiny." Ok, so the advice came from a fictitious little green sage character from the Star Wars movies nevertheless its wisdom I should've adhered to.
To be continued...
